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2007 September

Power vs. Responsibility

Dear Captain,
Is it always true that with great power comes great responsibility?
-Jimmy Olsen from Dundas, MN
Jimmy,
This is pablum of the worst kind, a stereotype perpetuated by the media that gets me in trouble at work, with my girlfriend, and with my family. ‘Take out the garbage,’ she says. ‘I don’t feel like it,’ I reply. […]

Welcome to Freedom

Freedom’s Just Another Word for ‘Time To Kick Your Ass’
In order to increase my visibility within that most coveted of demographics, The-Powers-That-Be requested that I set up this blog.
And I’ll meet that challenge, in the way I defeated the Trojan Whores, a group of vicious hookers who killed Johns with deadly condoms.
But I digress. […]