Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/robespierre/cf/wp-includes/cache.php on line 36

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/robespierre/cf/wp-includes/query.php on line 21

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/robespierre/cf/wp-includes/theme.php on line 508
Evil - The Taste of Freedom

Freedom Blog: A Fond Farewell

Captain Freedom has maintained this blog for a few years now, and will now retire to his non-public life, where he can focus on things like the Captain Freedom One Man Show, this month in Washington DC, and various other projects.
The Taste Of Freedom will be kept alive for archival purposes. All other work by […]

7 Ways to Keep Your Website Secure from Supervillains

Recently this very site was overtaken by some evildoers and I had to fight them off with some fancy computer hacking kung-fu ( I sprayed their eyes with some olive oil from my special chrome mister). But we shouldn’t let this happen again, so here is my 7-step plan:

Keep your password safe. Write it down […]

We’re getting sick of it here, so all we’re going to say is…

(Also, we want our own book.)
Later, fools!

8 Reasons Why Supervillainy is the Most Rewarding Profession

The opportunity to see the light go out of your nemises’ eyes.
The only superhero who gets this privilege is the Punisher.
Lasers! And cool goggles, too.
When you take over an enemy’s website, nobody blames you, because it’s your job.
It’s what you do.
Wouldn’t you be glad to have people take all your hits for you at work?
Inexplicably […]

The ISS Takes on: Superheroes

It should go without saying that superheroes are vile and without any real negotiable value, but we’re here, so we’ll go ahead and say it: They’re terrible.
Over on our now-hostage website, we have made it pretty clear that superheroes can easily be douchebags, and, frankly, superheroines aren’t much better.
But we all already know that. Let’s […]

More like Captain… Stupid

Hey everybody, I’m Captain Freedom!
I’m a big dumb idiot and I wrote a book and stuff and I’m gonna talk about it! Bleh bleh blah blah blah! Grooming, nerdgasm, etc.
Ha! We got you, didn’t we? Of course we did. Our uncanny imitation of that fool, Captain Freedom, totally had you going.
But we’re not that spandex-wearing […]

Oh Crap, I think Someone’s Trying To Hack My Site.

True believers, you can never be too careful when you use the World Wide Web. It’s a disgusting digital dung heap of digital depravity, and yes, I said digital twice. Because, you know, Base 2. Zeroes and ones.
I’m no expert at computers. I used to believe that the only way to keep them secure was […]

Slander from the International Society of Supervillains

There is a new unspeakable evil out there, and if I weren’t all set with a nemesis I’d consider taking up this group. I mean, I’m not exactly all set with a nemesis. I’m mostly seeing one, maybe two nemeses. It’s ComplicatedTM. Mostly I don’t want to lead these villains on. Because that’s not what […]

7 Practical Ways To Cheat Death At the Hands of Your Enemies

(at left, invisible pitbull)

Rely on the incompetence of his crew
Your enemy will likely hire a gang with sub-par talents. The labor pool for henchmen is of notoriously poor quality, as people with any drive or talent quickly move up the crime ladder. If the henchmen were supposed to tie you up, they were likely to […]

Captain Freedom Live - the Seven Levels of Nerdgasm

G. Xavier Robillard performs a reading about the Watchmen movie in Cambridge, MA.