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Tased and Confused

Tased and Confused

This post was written by Captain Freedom on October 3, 2007
Posted Under: Security

Let me say I’m shocked. Shocked at the TASER event in Florida recently. When will police learn to first evacuate all students with video equipment, then TASER the unruly ragamuffins.

With all my superpowers I haven’t needed to use the device, except when I’m at the gym. Then it’s really handy: Can I use the Elliptical? No. Really? No. (applies TASER, body crumples to the ground).

In any case, any police or private security or paranoid weapons freaks should really make sure their up on the latest safety - perhaps try the TASER Safety Merit Badge?

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