You cannot fight evil without a solid library, and fortunately some person named Timothy McSweeney was kind enough to post excerpts from some of my favorites, including:
- Let’s Go—Evil!
- Battling Recently Reawakened Ancient Evils for Dummies
- Rand McNally’s Atlas of Pirate Getaways
- Flash Gordon’s Superhero Handbook
- Clandestine: Its People, Culture, and Folkways
You can read more from each title in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.