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Dish - The Taste of Freedom

NY ComicCon and Asylum

Last night I signed books at NY ComicCon and only barely escaped being asked to judge a “skanky Princess Leia in slave outfit” contest. I also had the pleasure of meeting Bryan Lee O’Malley, author/artist of the wonderful Scott Pilgrim series.
The men’s magazine Asylum posted several short excerpts from Captain Freedom, which you may read […]

Comedy Central - I’m Funny Like A Clown?

I don’t know how this happened but the funny fiends at “Comedy Central” posted an excerpt of my memoir. They suggested it’s a “funny book.” How dare they? And by what authority are they Comedy Central? Is this some sort of Trotskyist, government-controlled humor entity?

Measuring Windows Vista’s Impact on the Superhero world

Conventional reporters have covered the myriad failures of the initial release of Microsoft Vista, which has more bugs than the Watergate hotel during the primary season. Few have realized the crippling effects that this half-baked operating system has had on those mighty early adopters who protect us all, the superheroes, and their enemies.
Antivirus Software Causes […]

Ghostwriter Responds to Superhero Allegations

Smarmy little prick. I’ll make him a ghost-writer all right!

Captain Freedom Vents About New Book

I received an advanced copy of my memoir and let me tell you, it has me a little peeved.

Breaking News: Captain Freedom at NY ComicCon

The details haven’t sorted themselves out yet, but I will appear at NY ComicCon in February 2009 to sign copies of Captain Freedom. The event occurs on February 6-8 at Jacob Javits Convention Center. For those of you who don’t know what ComicCon is, just imagine all the people from the chess club, the mathletes, […]

Everything You Need To Know about Professional Athletes and Guns

After the brief skirmish that New York Giants sharpshooter Plaxico Burress experienced with himself at a nightclub, it’s time for a brief FAQ so you can better understand the relationship between weapons and Professional Athletes.
[Above image features typical ice skate/shiv combo– Bionicle News.]
Where did these athletes get guns in the first place?
Part of the problem […]

Does Batman Wear “Enhanced” Armor?

Heroes have to keep up with what one another is wearing. If we didn’t have some basic love for fashion, we’d all wear orange jumpsuits. Except that’s what the criminals wear.
Checking out some photos from the competition I noticed something odd. Batman has always looked to me like somebody who might just have a teensy […]